I am going to tell you the story about my estate sale find and then you can judge if she is creepy or cool.
I was so thrilled to find this bust of a sweet girl at an estate sale, I snapped her right up! I thought she would look so lovely in my home.
Then weird things started happening! Nothing bad, but I would find her wearing my hats.
Then annoying things like taking the remote control
And hogging the bathroom, come on!
But, then it started getting creepy, like the morning I rolled over in bed and there she was!
Always with those eyes!
Always with those eyes!
But, I thought calm down, she gets along with the cats and they're a good judge of character...Right?
Then she seriously upset me!
I have seen enough movies about showers!
That was the last straw
She's for sale!
I'm wrestling with myself, I don't know if I have to tell the buyer her history. It's not like I'm selling a house or anything where you have to disclose the history, right?
I'll put her for sale in my booth at Orange Tree and write on the tag,
"This sweet little girl bust would look so lovely in your home"
"This sweet little girl bust would look so lovely in your home"
"She has the most angelic eyes" YIKKES!
Now, Lets just keep her history a little secret among my bloggy friends, OK?
I hope she finds a new home SOON!
Carol
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Carol
I will be joining these fabulous parties
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Thrifty Thursday at Tales from Bloggeritaville
Does her head spin!(LOL) What a hysterical post. Yes, she is a little creepy, but I'm sure someone will want to take her home. I won't say anything....shhhhhhhhh
ReplyDeleteyup,, creepy funny,, mostly funny,, I needed a smile thanks,,
ReplyDeleteToo Cute....She looks as though she is quite happy and content being that she has made herself quite cozy in that sweet home of yours...
ReplyDeleteIf she is to leave your home..Maybe you can give her a going away party.. : )
Totally excellent.
ReplyDeleteLoved the sequence.
- Joy
LMAO!!~ Creeper as the teenagers say now a days. Get her OUT of there NOW!
ReplyDeleteShe might look less creepy if she was all one color....
ReplyDeleteYou are too too funny and I am seriously laughing which is a very good thing as our winter is now headed for eight straight months and this is CALIFORNIA! I will certainly pass on buying this item from your lovely shop. :o)
ReplyDeleteHappy selling her...
ROFLOL.....OMGoodness! I think I might have nightmares tonight! She is like the beheaded bride of Chuckie!!!
ReplyDeleteCarol ~ I am laughing my ass off over here (can I say that?)! So hilarious! She is very cool in a somewhat creepy way...I think she needs to go! LOL! (*_*) xo
ReplyDeleteThis is very funny, Carol. Hope she doesn't get up to mischief at your booth.
ReplyDeleteKelly
Jeepers creepers where'd she get those peepers??? Oh yes, Carol...your booth is just the place for her... there's lots for her to play with there. Maybe she would like to sit in the front window with Polly where she could LQQK out at the passer by's.
ReplyDeleteVery funny post! The bathroom pics were my favorites! Too, too cute!
ReplyDeleteJane
OH MY STARS!!!! That is hilarious!!! Every one of the places she went is too funny and yep a tad bit creepy too.......GREAT POST!
ReplyDeleteWhat a good story teller you are! She isn't creepy at all! Haha, but you made such a good picture and story that it looked like it! The pictures are fantastic, and the story is hilarious! Carol, what surprises you spring on your blog!!!
ReplyDeleteHugs
(PS She is actually a gorgeous little bust!!)
Put her in the garage and then don't look under your bed. That was wonderful. I just shared it with my husband! That is some brain you have there...
ReplyDeleteCarol-
ReplyDeleteThat was so stinkin' hilarious!!! OMG, that was the most creative & entertaining blog posting that I have ever read!!! Love the bathroom humor - classic! :)
-pamela
OK...so she's really creepy on the toilet and hiding in the shower! Well ....maybe the bed too ..... Lol
ReplyDeleteHi Carol,
ReplyDeleteShe's kinda cute, the eyes remind me of Tammy Baker! LOL! But the shower scene would have me puttin her on the first bus outta town!!!
Love your post, you have me laughing this morning.
hugs
Sissie
Too funny! No telling what she's capable of...she just might not want to leave your home.
ReplyDeleteI would be careful around her....hehe
xoxoxo~Sue
LMAO Carol! This post is hilarious!! OMG!
ReplyDeleteYou're too funny!!
That little girl is beautiful. so sad she is such a Pain! LOL
ReplyDeleteLOL! LOL! Oh my, I'm laughing so much I can hardly type! My kids keep asking me what I'm laughing at. Yeah, I think she's pretty creepy. I'd be very interested to see if anyone buys her.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laugh!
Loved this post...so clever, but I don't think she's creepy at all! In fact, if I was in the area, I would snap her up ! Especially liked her in the hat....stylin'. :)
ReplyDeleteWhat personality...heehee! I have a ROOM full of dolls and most people LOVE them! But a few will walk in the room and feel creeped out by all of the eyes...and babies looking at them! Most of my dolls look real...and get into mischief around the house, too! Very cute post...someone will be thrilled to find her! ♥
ReplyDeleteShe may keep finding her way back to your house....
ReplyDeleteCarol you are just a riot :) LOL had me laughing the whole post!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope she finds a good home..look at her innocent and sweet eyes :) LOL
Warmly,
deb
LOL!!! I think you had a lot of fun doing this post! Thanks for the laugh!!!
ReplyDeleteI loved this post Carol, you have a wonderful imagination!
ReplyDeleteI think I would have my paints out already and be updating her "look"!
Wow can you imagine getting up in the middle of the night and seeing her staring down at you in the half-light? Sheesh!
Tina xo
I think she just needs a friend who understands her. Maybe someone with a degree in psychology?
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughing start to my work week!
lmao!!!! What a great post! She's one to watch! Scarlett x
ReplyDeleteI will buy her right now..email me the details!
ReplyDeleteROTFL! Great post!
ReplyDeleteI think she's really cool.
Mizdarlin, You have no blogger profile so I am unable to email you. Please use the contact button on this blog if you would like her
ReplyDeleteCarol
ummmmm C R E E E E E E E P Y ..... in my bed woulda been IT and she woulda been OUT ...
ReplyDeletetoo funny ...
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I have to admit I am not a lover of old dolls especially the ones with teeth but I liked your statue UNTIL she got in the bed....yikes! But I do think she is cool xo
ReplyDeleteHehe! You are too cute! I think she's funky and way cool!
ReplyDeleteI just love your sense of humor. Have an awesome day!
xoxo,
Kim
*lol* This is too hilarious! You definitely need to post more adventures of your creepy estate sale find. You could even photoshop her into pictures of famous landmarks! :)
ReplyDeleteThanks by the way for commenting on my "blogger won't allow me to comment" post ... it's still not working as evidenced by this anonymous post. :)
Mary/nebraskama.blogspot.com
lol!! This post cracked me up... thanks for that...you are so fun...I love it! By the way...yes, I'm voting that she's creeepy!! lol! Sell her and sell her fast...and I think the kitty will agree with me on that one :0
ReplyDeleteBig hugs,
Q~
What an adorable post!!LOL!! She's pretty fab in my book *winks* Even if she does like to get around. Vanna
ReplyDeleteYour post made me snicker! Awesome! Thanks for sharing, and I am so sorry but I am not offering to buy that thing! :)
ReplyDeleteYour right, she is a tad creepy...maybe she is related to "Lizzie" my haunted portrait lady! Your post was hilarious, loved it. Diane
ReplyDeleteThe shower one is my favorite. This post made me grin. I actually think she looks a bit like the lady who lived next to us growing up.
ReplyDeleteHi Carol, You crack me up! I agree with Sissie she does look like Tammy Fay Baker. Thanks for joining my party this week.
ReplyDeletexo,
Sherry
You're a hoot.
ReplyDeleteSeriously, she was scary before she was in the shower. GET RID OF HER! LMBO
xo
Roselle
That's hilarious! She sure can get around. I love the photo of her on the toilet!
ReplyDeleteThat's funny!
ReplyDeleteBlessing's
Spencer
Oh Carol! this made me LoL! you are too funny,....
ReplyDeletePs..cute fabric flowers! Thanks for sharing how!
Lina
Fancy Frugal Life
I love your story and hers too.. I will take her in and love her... please pass her on.... hehehe! even f she sits in my shower I will still love her..
ReplyDeleteI think I am going to have to hide my little girl manequin. I might have nightmares now!
ReplyDeleteCarol, you must be the life of everyone's party!
This is the BEST yet!! I told you that you make me not just smile...but laugh! You are great!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Angela
http://amcinnisartworks.blogspot.com
I am afraid I would have took a can of white spray paint to that creepy little gal! LOL
ReplyDeletetoo cute. I actually have almost like her, but mine is solid white.....don't you just love the freaky or different? hugs, noah
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